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I've figured it out. I'll be Ziggy Stardust for Halloween. I do so love some face paint...

This must come to the States ASAP. And by ASAP I mean yesterday. And by that I mean, please?? *doe eyes*

Apparently YouTube and U2 have combined forces to create The Most Self Important Thing EVER. Live streaming of the U2 concert at the Rose Bowl on YouTubes tonight. I hope he swings from the microphone again. Prove that I didn't momentarily lose my mind...

Check it out, maybe the porcupine jacket will make a reappearance.

Lol Bono. "We've got a spaceship... *sings song*"

I feel the need to picspam.

( Enjoy )

I think we all need to take a moment and bask in the glory that is Francis:

Most easily answered question ever: Doctor Who. Good day.



























I said good day.

As a farewell to poetry month, which has already ended, see, because I am fail, I shall post my favorite poem. It's a bit longish, but completely worth it.

Because I'm a sick bastard:

Porphyria's Lover; Robert Browning

The rain set in early tonight,
The sullen wind was soon awake,
It tore the elm-tops down for spite,
And did its worst to vex the lake:
I listen'd with heart fit to break.
When glided in Porphyria; straight
She shut the cold out, and the storm,
And kneel'd and made the cheerless grate
Blaze up, and all the cottage warm;
Which done, she rose, and from her form
Withdrew the dripping cloak and shawl,
And laid her soil'd gloves by, untied
Her hat and let the damp hair fall,
And, last, she sat down by my side
And call'd me. When no voice replied,
She put my arm about her waist,
And made her smooth white shoulder bare,
And all her yellow hair displaced,
And, stooping, made my cheek lie there,
And spread, o'er all, her yellow hair,
Murmuring how she loved me - she
Too weak, for all her heart's endeavor,
To set its struggling passion free
From pride and vainer ties dissever,
And give herself to me for ever.
But passion sometimes would prevail,
Nor could to-night's gay feast restrain
A sudden thought of one so pale
For love of her and all in vain:
So, she was come through wind and rain.
Be sure I look'd up at her eyes
Happy and proud; at last I knew
Porphyria worshipp'd me; surprise
Made my heart swell, and still it grew
While I debated what to do.
That moment she was mine, mine, fair,
Perfectly pure and good: I found
A thing to do, and all her hair
In one long yellow string I wound
Three times her little throat around,
And strangled her. No pain felt she;
I am quite sure she felt no pain.
As a shut bud that holds a bee,
I warily oped her lids: again
Laugh'd the blue eyes without a stain.
And I untighten'd next the tress
About her neck; her cheek once more
Blush'd bright beneath my burning kiss:
I propp'd her head up as before,
Only this time my shoulder bore
Her head, which droops upon it still:
The smiling rosy little head,
So glad it has its utmost will,
That all it scorn'd at once is fled,
And I, its love, am gain'd instead!
Porphyria's love: she guess'd not how
Her darling one wish would be heard.
And thus we sit together now,
And all night long we have not stirr'd,
And yet God has not said a word!

Give me any topics to list my top five - movies, television, music, food, general things, appliances, whatever you want. If you need to know what some of my fandoms/interests are, they are in my user info. I'll post the answers...somewhere, probably in comments.

Bored. Entertain me pleeeeeease.

... I think something inside me imploded.

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*watches again*

HAHAHA OMG "I'm delicate like a flower..."

the Wit (61% dark, 34% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)

your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais The 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules - If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on darkness You scored higher than 99% on spontaneity You scored higher than 99% on vulgarity

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Just for Stacey, because I don't ever update this thing. I prefer greatestjournal, bi-atch.
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School started today. I was wired all day, eating all these Altoid things. Head is pounding. And I have a quote of the day


"and you put the arms and legs into it, get that big goofy grin on your face"
-Josie Guinn

Ow. ::rubs temples:: I hurts us precious...

( W00t, MB20 concert photos! )

By the way, Emily is the coolest ever for uploading all of my pictures and stuff. Bow to her ... for she is god. That is all. :) <-----Yeash, yay for Emly, my co-God, and co-porn star!!! *^_^*